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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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