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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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