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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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