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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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