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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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