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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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