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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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