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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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