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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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