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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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