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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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