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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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