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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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