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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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