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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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