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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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