Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.