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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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