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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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