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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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