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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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