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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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