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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
rock ⚫️
Daenerys
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
an ostrich 🐦
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