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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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