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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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