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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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