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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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