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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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