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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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