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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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