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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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