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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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