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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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