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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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