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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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