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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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