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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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