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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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