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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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