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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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