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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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