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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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