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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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