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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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