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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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