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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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