Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.