Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.