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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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