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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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