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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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