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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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