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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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