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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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