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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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