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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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