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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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