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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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