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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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