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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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